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What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Does he look like a [fool]? No! Then why’d you try to treat him like one? I didn’t! Yes, you did. Yes, you did, Brett.
Do you mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.
Would you give a guy a foot massage?
I’m not saying I would’ve done it, but foot massages don’t mean anything. I give my mother a foot massage, and it’s not a big deal. Yeah, but would you give another man’s wife a foot massage? No, I guess not.
You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? What’d they call it? A Royale with Cheese. You know why they call it that? Because of the metric system?