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You See This Watch?

The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He’d be darned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy hands on his boy’s birthright, so he hid it, in one place he knew he could hide something: his behind. Five long years, he wore this watch up his behind. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my behind for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

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Jack Rabbit Slim’s: A Night to Remember

It was a show about a team of female secret agents called ‘Fox Force Five.’ Fox, as in we’re a bunch of foxy ladies; Force, as in we’re a force to be reckoned with; and Five, as in there’s one, two, three, four, five of us. I played Raven McCoy, a knife expert with a dark past. We each had a specialty. There was a blonde, she was the leader. The Japanese fox was a kung fu master. The black girl was a demolition expert. The French fox’s specialty was tactics. The idea was that every episode, we’d use our skills to accomplish a mission. And every episode, we’d learn something new about each other along the way. It never went beyond the pilot. Apparently, the network didn’t pick it up.

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Jack Rabbit Slim’s: A Night to Remember

It was a show about a team of female secret agents called ‘Fox Force Five.’ Fox, as in we’re a bunch of foxy ladies; Force, as in we’re a force to be reckoned with; and Five, as in there’s one, two, three, four, five of us. I played Raven McCoy, a knife expert with a dark past. We each had a specialty. There was a blonde, she was the leader. The Japanese fox was a kung fu master. The black girl was a demolition expert. The French fox’s specialty was tactics. The idea was that every episode, we’d use our skills to accomplish a mission. And every episode, we’d learn something new about each other along the way. It never went beyond the pilot. Apparently, the network didn’t pick it up.
Mia and Vincent engage in a conversation about awkward silences: “Why do we feel it’s necessary to yak about [nonsense] in order to be comfortable?” Mia asks. Vincent ponders for a moment and replies, “I don’t know. That’s a good question.” Mia continues, “That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special. When you can just shut the heck up for a minute and comfortably share silence.”

The Code of the Hitmen: Honor Among Thieves

Everybody Be Cool, This is a Robbery.

I’m dead serious. I mean, nobody ever robs restaurants. Bars, liquor stores, gas stations – you get your head blown off sticking up one of them.

We should be dead right now. I mean, that guy had his gun pointed right at us, and he fired six shots, and we’re still here. That’s a miracle, Vincent.
There’s a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. ‘The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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Vincent and Jules have a discussion about the implications of a foot massage, comparing it to other gestures: “I’m not saying it’s right, but you’re saying a foot massage don’t mean nothing,” Vincent says. Jules counters, “It’s like a long way from giving a foot massage to, you know, doing something more serious.” Vincent insists, “It’s not the same ballpark, it ain’t the same league, it ain’t even the same sport. Look, foot massages don’t mean nothing.”

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The Code of the Hitmen: Honor Among Thieves

There’s a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. ‘The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

I’ve been saying that stuff for years. And if you heard it, that meant your time was up. But I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a guy before I popped a cap in him. But I saw something this morning made me think twice.

You know what I’m thinking about right now? I’m thinking about the miracle we just witnessed. See, the truth is, you’re the weak, and I am the tyranny of evil men. But I’m trying, Ringo. I’m trying real hard to be the shepherd. I think it’s time for me to be leaving this life. I’m gonna walk the Earth, like Caine in ‘Kung Fu.’ You know, walk from town to town, meet people, get in adventures.

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Vincent and Jules have a discussion about the implications of a foot massage, comparing it to other gestures: “I’m not saying it’s right, but you’re saying a foot massage don’t mean nothing,” Vincent says. Jules counters, “It’s like a long way from giving a foot massage to, you know, doing something more serious.” Vincent insists, “It’s not the same ballpark, it ain’t the same league, it ain’t even the same sport. Look, foot massages don’t mean nothing.”

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